We are proud to unveil our new 700ft bucket wheel excavator - the Dissektor03. This goliath mining machine marks a new venture beyond NeuroWaste as an industry powerhouse - as we now enter the domain of mining & dissecting earth for it’s precious innards. Situated on the outskirts of town in our main depot, our new GigaStrukture is guarded by 24 hour security and safety personnel due to the constant break-ins we endured last month. All offenders will face the full force of our NeuroWaste legal team!



Disgusting.- Rating: ✱✱□□□□□□□

WTF IS THIS ALL ABOUT? I CRANKED OPEN THIS THING & FOUND SOME KIND OF SHRIVELLED MOLLUSC IN THERE. HAS ANYONE ELSE HAD THIS PROBLEM???

[EQUIPMENT RENTED: METAL NEWT MODEL.B]
Unuseable...- Rating: ✱✱□□□□□□□

CAN’T SEEM TO PILOT THIS PIECE OF SH*T. IT SEEMS TO HAVE A MIND OF IT’S OWN. NEEDED TO MOVE SOME FALLEN RUBBLE AWAY FROM MY FRONT DOOR BUT IT KEPT TURNING 180 DEGREES & DRIVING TOWARDS THE NEUROWASTE DEPOT MINE. POINTLESS. PAID FOR THE ADDITIONAL TIRE MOD & EVERYTHING TOO.

[EQUIPMENT RENTED: METAL NEWT MODEL.A W/ FLESH.TIRE MOD]
Proper bit of kit.- Rating: ✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱✱

RENTED A WARKRANE MINI FOR THE WEEKEND & IT WORKED PROPER NICELY. I DIDN’T USE IT PROPERLY TBF, JUST DRAINED SOME OIL TO JUICE MY PC UP AND MAKE SOME TUNES. MY ONLY COMMENT NOTE IS THAT THE SEAT WAS A BIT TOO HARD.

[EQUIPMENT RENTED: WAR_KRANE.mini.00]
Hear me out...- Rating: ✱□□□□□□□□

THERE’S SOMETHING SO STRANGE POWERING THESE MACHINES. I THINK NEUROWASTE HAS F*CKED UP THE BALANCE OF EVERYTHING IN THE COASTAL REGION EVEN FURTHER. REMEMBER THE MEMREES? I THINK THEY WERE NATURALLY DESIGNED TO KILL THE ALGYUM . . . THERE WAS LOTS OF TALK ABOUT MODIFYING THEM . . . U KNOW LIKE ADDING ARMOUR & WEAPONS TO THEM TO HELP THEM. WELL I THINK NEUROWASTE SAW THOSE SMALLER ALGYUM SPAWN FLYING OUT OF THE BIG ALGYUM’S VALVES + LURED THEM INTO THEIR PROCESSING PLANTS. THEY REPROCESSED THEM INTO SMALL, SLUG-SHAPED FORMS & ARE USING THEM TO POWER THEIR MACHINERY. OBV WE’RE ALL GLAD THE ALGYUM IS GONE BUT I DON’T THINK IT WAS KILLED IN A CLEAN OR NATURAL WAY. THERE’S STILL POLLUTION EVERYWHERE. I THINK THE MEMREE’S WOULD HAVE ABSORBED/METABOLISED THE FUMES. THE WHOLE NEUROWASTE GROUNDS ARE BUILT ON THE ALGYUM’S ROTTING CORPSE. THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE MINING. THEY WANT MORE EGG SACS.

[EQUIPMENT RENTED: EARTHRIPPER.07 * UNRETURNED]

[USER WAS PERMENANTLY BANNED FOR THIS FRAUDULENT REVIEW.]









「NOXIOUS FUMES EMITTED 〄」: 383,454 [PPM]  
MACHINERY FORGED 𓈠」: UNITS
「BREAK-INS STOPPED ㄨ゚」: 62